Bluffin With My Muffin

The newest issue of Lucky Magazine declares the High waist is making a come back!!!!!!!

I learned this from my manager on my lunch break and that began a most interesting conversation. Are you pro-low waist or anti-low waist? What about the high waist? Or do you like the in-between? Not too high, not too low....



I know the majority of men would say low rise is God's gift to them; being able to catch a glimpse of belly and a thong within a 5 minute interaction is pretty awesome for you guys. I for one, absolutely can't stand low-rise! Let's just say those damn things never fit well on me. I don't like the idea of having to adjust my jeans or pants every time I sit and stand; or subjecting anyone to what undies I am wearing that day ;) The idea of low-rise must have come from the gangster kids that frequent any high school; you know, the ones who are constantly pulling their pants up? I always wanted to walk by, yank their pants down and say, "Get a belt!" Who the hell thought low-rise would be a good idea? For the ladies who love low-rise and CAN pull them off, I salute you. But the majority of the female population need not go near a pair of low-rise jeans! Sweet Lord. Low-rise gave birth to the muffin top: a most descriptive and inventive term used to describe someones love handles or general softness over-flowing your pants, jeans, or shorts. Since low-rise jeans are the norm for females (good luck trying to find anything not low-rise) women and men have accepted this disgusting misfortune. People don't notice it anymore. I am not saying that people shouldn't be allowed to wear what they want, but low-rise or not (!), we all need too learn to wear clothes that compliment our figures.