I have noticed that when I take my dog on a walk, many drivers, mostly men, stare uncontrollably A girl should be flattered, no? But for someone who has been stared at her entire life for being an anomaly height wise, it pisses me off. I feel like a freak being stared at so often! I realize that some girls love the fact that men stare at them, but I hate it! Which brings me to my first ever Man Repeller Experiment.
Experiment 1: The Straw Hat
Having less melanin in my skin than most people, SPF 30 is my best friend. I coat myself 10 minutes before my walk, eat something, then begin walking the puppy. At some point I accumulated a straw hat, and finally realized that maybe I should wear it?! It would protect my neck and face a little more and work as a Man Repeller! Double time! I can't say the experiment worked or not. My hat was anchored down over my face so the only way I could see if anyone was staring would require me to anchor my head upwards. That's okay. The entire time I was walking, an evil laugh was chiming through my subconscious :D I felt another form of invincibility. Yay straw hats! Now to add basketball shorts to my ensemble! hehehehehehehehhehahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha
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